ereculate

The act of accidentally ejaculating when trying to obtain only an erection

I was fooling around with my girlfriend and ereculated

by Cheen Kween October 7, 2008

Ejectulation

As you reach altitude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. So then you get the penis out and masturbate until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst cuming you press the eject button and simultaneously you blow your semen and eject into the air causing ejectulation.

Whilst dog fighting with the boys in our F45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode.... From there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.

by Troy-Nami July 7, 2018

ejaculate and evacuate

When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby

Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.

by Peter ;-) January 11, 2018

ejaculate

Modern definition: When someone's penis excretes semen during sex.

Older Definition: To shout

Modern: If you or your partner ejaculates during unprotected sex, you or they have a chance of getting pregnant.

Older: 'Wretched inmates!' I ejaculated, mentally, 'you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality.'
-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

by Calliope April 16, 2007

ejectulate

To pull out just as you are about to ejaculate.

Shit, I can't take much more, I'm about to blow, time to ejectulate.

by lawlsroyce December 27, 2007

frothy ejaculate

when one has an STD that produces frothy translucent liquid when ejaculation occurs.

"Yo bra I just made frothy ejaculate"

by cooliofoolio13425 August 20, 2014

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008