ejaculate

Modern definition: When someone's penis excretes semen during sex.

Older Definition: To shout

Modern: If you or your partner ejaculates during unprotected sex, you or they have a chance of getting pregnant.

Older: 'Wretched inmates!' I ejaculated, mentally, 'you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality.'
-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

by Calliope April 16, 2007

evaporated

To be beyond pro at DotA. To say "evaporated is pro at all heros" is an understatement.

Evaporated is godlike with all heros in DotA.

by Evap didn't put me up to this! April 28, 2006

frothy ejaculate

when one has an STD that produces frothy translucent liquid when ejaculation occurs.

"Yo bra I just made frothy ejaculate"

by cooliofoolio13425 August 20, 2014

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

party pre-ejaculate

When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.

You: "Dude, you left my party at 9pm. What happened to you?"

Me: "I party pre-ejaculated."

by angelossary April 19, 2010

ejaculate conception

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

by KingRent October 13, 2013