eardick

the bluetooth earpiece that seemingly unimportant people feel the need to wear constantly.

question: Does that seemingly unimportant guy have a bionic ear from the future or something?

answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!

by jdogggggggggggggggg June 20, 2007

Eardley

The act of launching a projectile at a close target, but missing due to a temporary inability to aim / perceive the distance of said object/target.

Throwing a ball of paper at the bin that's less than 3 feet away from you and missing would prompt a bystander to proclaim "My Word, You've just done an Eardley.

by GeekThree February 12, 2010

eharpoon

Synonym for eharmony. A dating website whose pool of users mostly consists of overweight females. Some fat girls may use flattering camera angles and clothing in their profile pictures to make themselves appear thinner, but the deception is revealed when you meet them in person.

xChad (6/7):
They should change the name of eharmony to eharpoon. America's #1 website to harpoon a whale.

by Chad's ex wife June 12, 2010

eard

(ADJ)

An eard is a standard person, consumes supping tackle, tea, ale, butter

Has various mental and physical defects, mainly mental due to the years of supping abuse

Eards are often discovered in tarn in places such as bookies, supping oyles, tea cafe, coffee shop, butter sarni shops, parnd land, mad mix, rileys, court house, bus station, asda, turkey circle, jack fultons, iceland, quallity save, job centre, chennels

Eards have the ability to extract any such given items, council pop, tea bath, ciggies, smowks, rollies, thi shoes, your dignity your soul your livelyhood your wife your kids and any assets worth 10 bob, cock

eyup mukka ars tha doin kid tha oreyt to knock us a ciggy up cock and as tha gora leet for it

as tha got fotty pency for bus cock

we off for a sup cock

a sis thi darn ale shop old cock

mi fath wukked darn pit, n his fatha wukked darn pit so al always wuk darn pit

thick int arm strong int eard

by eard May 2, 2014

Elardus

Has a extremely large penis of a minimum of 12inches... basically 3rd legged. A sexy, gorgeous, cool, badass man dude who every girl wants to have sex with. A ladies man, someone who is easily attached to girls and very noticeable. The perfect man! Any women lucky enough to have one in her life, and should be forever grateful. They are known to be an amazing kissers. And are sensitive to a womens needs,wants and desires. The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Elardus is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. In conclusion hes manhood would rock your world and perfection will stun you!

Elardus is a stud because all the girls at yoga want to have sex with him.

by Girlsfanclub August 14, 2019

eharmony

ok lets be honest here. they mine as well call it whatsleft.com. Eharmony is for guys that dont have the balls to be rejected in person so now there gonna go pretend that they r a player on the web

Child:Daddy, how did you meet Mommy?

Father: Well it was a friday night. And i was sitting in my underwear in front of the computer and i clicked her picture on eharmony. the rest was history.

by WillyCosby May 16, 2008

Erhard

Germanic compound name from either the elements 'ever', 'wild boar', and 'hard', in which case the name would be an abbreviation of Everhard.
Alternately, an overly awesome guy.

"Dude, don't mess with Erhard"

by Riptor552 April 8, 2009