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Edward Lee Charles Grier II

Edward Lee Charles Grier II is one of the most polarizing kings to ever rule the world. He first came into reign in 2004 and has been ruling ever since. With his good looks, funny jokes, and amazing musical talent. He is sure to knock anyone's socks off. This fella plays guitar, piano, drums, bass, ukulele, trombone, and a little bit or trumpet. He is a epic gamer to say the least, (being subscribed to Pewdiepie since day 1). Though he is disappointed in the Browns, he knows that eventually they will have to win a game. I don't know why I said that. I'm kinda pissed. Edward Lee Charles Grier II is a better drum set player than Larry and always impresses the ladies with his skills. He is an artist, comedian, and a true soldier (despite never being in the war).
"You know Edward Lee Charles Grier II?
Uh, you mean our King??"
by Darryn Azzano November 13, 2018
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Edwardian Section

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.
by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009
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Edwarding

When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.

Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.
"I can hear you breathing around the corner. You fail at Edwarding."

"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"
by _allismine_ August 7, 2009
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edwardize

To make ones hair messy. So named after Rob Pattinson's character in Twilight (Edward Cullen)
I am going to edwardize my hair.

John's hair is edwardized today
by Autz January 16, 2010
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Edwardist

A person who is totaly in love with the character Edward Cullen from the seires by Stephenie Meyer. Edward is a vampier who falls in love with a girl. He must starve himself of her blood in order for her to stay alive. This act of love is one of the reasons teenager girls (and maybe some boys) across the world concider him the most romantic person who has ever walked this planet. (myself included) An Edwardist knows were to find all of the best parts of the book, went out and bought Eclipse when it came out on August 7th, and is constantly putting herself in Bella's (the female protagonist) shoes. Not only is it enough for an Edwardist to read the books, but she/he must also live the books.
Girl One: Did you see Mitch looking at you in English??
Edwardist: Who cares. Would Mitch put me before himself. Would he marry me at a mere age of 18 so that he can turn me into a vampier? And most importantly, does he even look a quarter as sexy as EDWARD?
Girl One: Jeez! Picky...
by MockQueenGirl September 6, 2007
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