edjumacation

edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.

"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

edubation

To provide oneself with an education, from oneself.

"Edubation is self-learning."

by CrabBongos69 June 18, 2021

eduvacation

When one is on hiatus from the world of academia but intends on returning at some point in the future.

I didn't like my program of study, and I didn't have anything else that I'd rather take. So I'm going to take an eduvacation until I find something worth going to school for.

by Ema Lea January 11, 2009

Edumacation

Ah Edumacation. A word me and my friend came up with. It's our version of saying education, This is how it came about. I was acting as Logan Sanders and she was acting like Patton Sanders and I tried to say "education" but it came out as Edumacation. So. Yesh. That's Edumacation. I've said it so much it's in my auto correct now-

Hannah: I held a cat I'm dieing!
Sammy: I've used Edumacation to know that you can actually die from being allergic to cats. ((That is literally how the conversation went down.

by |°• Verjelly •°| September 9, 2020

edumakationed

"edumakationed" is my friend's failed attempt to spell educated, wich is of course due to their skill issue

Person 1:I'm edumakationed
Person 2:wha-
Person 1:I mean educated
Person 2:how can someone fail to spell a word that bad?

by zelda#001 September 17, 2021

eduacation

People who can't spell education.

"EdUaCaTiOn" said Joe
"This is why you didn't graduate college," said Caeser

by EmeraldGuy November 30, 2020

edumication

When you graduate from a verry small highschool school with a unusually low IQ

Man I got that there high school edumication

by Large michael April 20, 2021