eating muff

Performing cunnilingus (orally pleasuring a female's genitalia). Often used derogatory, for example as an insult against women, i.e. calling them "muff eaters" implying lesbianism,

"I walked in on my friend eating muff once. He was really chowing it down"

by chasegame June 18, 2016

rabbits eating your head

A default state of mind, somewhat like a chosen hallucination, when things get so bad that rabbits eating your head is a beautiful alternative to one’s current reality.

After my third staff meeting of the afternoon, I started to lull myself into the “rabbits eating your head” scenario, just for a little relief.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

this nigga eating beans

The worst insult known to the universe. All men that have been insulted by this phrase will go commit die in 3-7 buisness days.

Me: Eating beans while watching Cars 2 in the theater.

Me: Spills beans.

African American Teenager : This nigga eating beans.

Me: dies

by Memeo The Nag June 13, 2018

eating anus

when you have to sit through months of hearing O'bama drone on with his BS diatribes

I have hash eating anus on my face from hearing all O'bama's crap, anything would be better time spent!

Man I would rather eat anus all day long then spend 5 minutes listening to O'bama!

An ass sandwich, eating anus would be better then the rehash we get from O'bama!

by UtahNative Man April 13, 2014

grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

eating machine

a person who eats too much way too fast.

Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.

Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!

Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!

by Mumia Abu Jamal Jr. December 16, 2008