Meat head, juicer douche bags that wear tight fitting designer T-shirts and destroy a good scene by overindulging and starting fights with anyone and everyone because of impotence and uncontrollable roid rage.
We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.
by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009
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(A play on words based on the Hardy Boys novels).
Ed Hardy Boyz (with a z) can be used to describe two guys at a bar or club, both wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be looking for guys to wrestle for a tag team belt (based on the Hardy Boyz of WWE). You should beware of Ed Hardy Boyz around tables or ladders.
(A play on words based on the Hardy Boys novels).
Ed Hardy Boyz (with a z) can be used to describe two guys at a bar or club, both wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be looking for guys to wrestle for a tag team belt (based on the Hardy Boyz of WWE). You should beware of Ed Hardy Boyz around tables or ladders.
"Man look at those Ed Hardy Boys harassing that waitress, they must be interrogating her for clues."
"Uh-oh, let's stay away from those Ed Hardy Boyz, I don't want to get into a TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match at this bar, at least while they're playing my song."
"Uh-oh, let's stay away from those Ed Hardy Boyz, I don't want to get into a TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match at this bar, at least while they're playing my song."
by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008
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One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.
I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?
by micah May 11, 2010
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She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
by Sir Hard-on the 1st October 13, 2011
Get the Ed Hard-on mug.Individuals who are associated and support the ideas and fashions of Don Ed Hardy. Often they are located in night clubs, they tend to have mediocre faux hawks, enjoy fist pumping, wear hats and belts with diamond studs, and gather in groups in order to grind on attractive single women.
We went out to the club last night, and there were a bunch of edhardy fags grinding and fist pumping on some random girl.
by Ledend February 26, 2011
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