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Ebenezer

“Here i raise my ebenezer”
by Churchofchrist208 November 20, 2022
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ebenezered (screwed)

short term of Ebenezer screwed
which is derived from the character Ebenezer scrooge from the book and film A Christmas Carol.
your ebenezered, that guy whants to kick your ass.
im ebenezered screwed i got work tomorow and im pissed out of my head.
by mad1 April 16, 2005
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Ebenezer

Only caring for one's own interest in the bedroom while also finding a way to profit at the others expense.

Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Bobby: "Man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin' out to pay these bills."

Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"

Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
by M24TheWizard April 2, 2011
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Ebenezer

A person that resembles "Gay" but denies it. Only God knows.
Ebenezer: ps IM NOT GAY. fuck whoever pmed aaron saying im gay just fuck yourself
by This is not Smiley December 8, 2009
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Ebenezer's scrooge

When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.
Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.
by TheGuyWithALotOfTime October 20, 2010
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Ebenezer Samuel

a wanna be hot guy wants a gf is always horny oh even if he's a boy he's a hoe
by friendlygu5t December 6, 2021
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Ebenezer

Someone who easily gets angry or ill-tempered.
"Yo, dis bitch got all Ebenezer over my side piece."
by Abobafettish December 2, 2022
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