The Dorris-Eaton School

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.

Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*

by committ/mort October 20, 2019

dorris eaton

a fairly gay school in walnut creek, california, run by a totally red faced fag

at least eight thousand and one made my day better

by /\/\/\/\ August 4, 2004

Mr. Eaton

Worlds Greatest Math Teacher. Quite often seen standing outside the classroom swinging his keys and talking to everyone like hes a kid. Loves the Big Bang Theory and needs to grow back his curls.

<3

HEYYY Mr. Eaton did you watch the big bang theory last night?

by Lorie Lou November 3, 2010

Dorris Eaton

A "school" full of sheltered overprivileged rich kids who hide in their bubble and congratulate themselves on being superior to the other people they've never met. Majority of the students and teachers are narcissistic scumbags that have no idea what they're doing, as well as no incentive to do anything worthwhile, or even their job. Headed by Gerald Ludden and Co., a wealthy aristocratic group older than the dinosaurs yet with less social skills and life experience than the average Twitter user. This school is a complete dumpster fire on wheels. Even though they make millions of dollars in tuition a year, the administration has a budget of about 2 nickels for school supplies, technology, and staffing. I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole and neither should you

Dorris Eaton

by windowjumper December 13, 2021

Mr. Eaton

A gay ass, square dancin', hokey pokey ass cowboy nigga that molests kids and takes big black dick in his ass

Person 1: "How do I look today?"

Person 2: "You look like a Mr. Eaton."

by Dynamic Douchebag June 1, 2018

Brandon Eaton

Cum guzzling seton demon ! Likes it in the ass.

She's such a Brandon Eaton!

by TheRealDeal180 December 17, 2016

Jordan Eaton

The combination of all fountain drinks from a gas station mixed with some good ass liquor.

"Yo bruh you're a child for mixing all those drinks"
"Naw nigga I'm bout to add some liq when I get back to the crib and make a Jordan Eaton"

by OlympusGreen November 25, 2017