Flat earther

An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die

Yo that bitch is a flat earther. She tried to talk to me yesterday and I think I lost a brain cell

by Mesa big boy February 17, 2019

flat-earther

One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.

Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.

"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"

by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018

Earthdigenous

Originating from planet Earth.

That tree is Earthdigenous. That dog is Earthdigenous. I am Earthdigenous.

by FreshWords April 20, 2018

EarthE

An eco excellent reward, a groovy gift or rad words that are given to friends and others for taking actions that protect this planet's lifeforms.

Also spelled and pronounced "earthy".

Examples include an EarthE kiss, EarthE art, EarthE poetry, EarthE massage, EarthE love, EarthE money, EarthE poetry, EarthE party, EarthE cuddle or any other nice stuff that is given to others for being sweet to our biosphere.

"Because Sara always uses her reusable water bottle, bowl and spoon to reduce pollution I drew a weird but cool EarthE picture and gave it to her."
"Ken rode his bike to school in the rain even though he has an awesome car - so I gave him an EarthE lipstick smooch for helping our environment."
"I sang an EarthE song for Laura because she put compact fluorescent bulbs in her green home."
"I wrote Steve an EarthE story because he eats organic food to defend the oceans, rivers and air."
"When my eco sexy friends volunteer for environmental projects I do an EarthE dance for them."
"Richie shows the new kids how to recycle so I tackled him and gave him an EarthE hug cuz he likes that."

by Stele Ely March 12, 2008

Flat Earther

An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.

NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'

Person 1: "Hey, look at that guy, he's a flat earther!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a bafoon."

by barney is a sexy boi July 14, 2020

Flat Earther

Someone who thinks earth is a disk; Another definition is a mentally challenged person

The Karen down the street is a flat earther

by Yeeterskertt January 5, 2021

flat earther

A separate line of the genus homo sapiens (Humans) who believe that earth is flat. They lack in comprehension and learning skills seeing they believe earth is flat which is of course WRONG.

Random people in the internet: Earth is actually flat, get your facts right.
Me: Hahahahaha, flat earther are stupid

by deathlol November 14, 2017