Earfquake

Something or someone that shakes da earf.

That earfquake shook Haiti, hoe.

by Earfshake February 16, 2010

Earfloss

1. noun: (in music) When the sound alternates between the left and right channels to produce a flossing effect in the ears.

This Pink Floyd song has so much earfloss going, it makes me dizzy!

by LitGawd October 10, 2019

Earfucked

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

by bravia nova March 20, 2010

earfuck

Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).

In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.

by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006

earfuck

Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

Source: Reddit

Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.

by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Earflaps

Usually referred to as your tragus. When talking to a friend and you do not hear them say something they may tell you to open your earflaps.

Brandon " Man Jon that party last night was off the hook wasn't it?"
Jon * Just sits and doesn't reply *
Brandon "hey Jon did you just hear what I said?"
Jon "No man"
Brandon "well than open your earflaps!"

by Derkinz November 20, 2009

earfacemouth

Quite possibly the best place to fuck somebody out of spite.

1:) Intro: I was watching music videos on youtube and came across a video by VEVO that had annoying advertisements and censorship. On top of that, you can't watch them on mobile devices.

"Fuck you, VEVO. Fuck you in the earfacemouth."

2:) "Come at me bro, I will fuck you in the earfacemouth."

by E120C August 15, 2011