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earmuffs

"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.
I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.
by earmuffking April 12, 2013
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earmuff

A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.
Man, she totally earmuffed me!
by Heat123 November 9, 2007
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Grecian Earmuffs

When two men stand on either side of a sleeping victim and each put one of their testicles on the victim's ears.
Michael and Zac gave Maddie some wicked Grecian Earmuffs.
by UnderscoremyTilde April 3, 2009
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Russian Earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."
by ill mitch February 2, 2006
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Ankle Earmuffs

When ankles are used as Earmuffs . Girls legs folded back while she is on her back (missionary) and calves rest on his shoulder as her ankles rest against his head on the sides near his ears. Ankle Earmuffs
Only earmuffs I used are the Ankle Earmuffs but I wear mine all year around
by Cougar bt June 3, 2018
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tit earmuffs

A man using a woman's breasts as earmuffs. Usually by sitting in front or laying on the woman's stomach.
by Donkey Kong Song December 25, 2003
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California earmuffs

(N): large headphones (such as skullcandies) worn as casual accessories, oftentimes while not even connected to an mp3 player; they appear to be earmuffs because of their large size.
person a: "Hey look at Jaimee wearing her California earmuffs. SHE LOOKS SO COOOL!"

person b: "Naww dude she's old news. Everyone's tired of her. She doesn't even play music on them! She just walks around with them on. AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD."
by 4n4nn1 March 24, 2011
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