Ean

A true twat. This person can’t stand a SECOND where he isn’t hanging out with a girl and can’t just be happy hanging out with the boys. He stands up for everyone except for his friends and is the prick of the group.

*one of your friends comes at you out of nowhere*
“Dude your such a fucking Ean I stg”

by FatCockJamo April 9, 2020

ean lexis

don't send me streaks cause i dont care at all and the dude with the most drip and the drip plug

ay ean lexis is over there lets get dripped to the max

by dripp god 20000 June 24, 2020

Ean The Opp

Ean The Opp, The sentence to describe your worst enemy

Ayo, Watch out for Ean The Opp

by Fals The Opp January 12, 2023

Ean Watts

Men with the phattest ear lobes, and a strange obsession with CVS cards and Elsword

Hey Phrank have you seen Ean Watts
-Yea bro his lobes are so fat

by KrisTheKidd November 22, 2021

Ean Ean Ton

Pronounced Ian-Ian-Tahn, This phrase is used to covertly say 'Not nae nae', when gossiping or chatting.

1: "Bro! My fiance ate my pudding!"
2: "Wow dude, that's ean ean ton!"
1: "Right? what should I do?"

by Aetla July 29, 2022

ean

there are probably about 100-300 people in the world with this name right now.

“ean” it’s a fucking name you idiot. “ian with an e”

by vvvvvvEan July 30, 2022

Ean

A living hybrid of Art and Science that spends its days traversing the planet for Thai food. It often uses it's surplus Thai food as fuel to utilize it's art and science prowess to create video games, animations, or sometimes scalable backend systems. While it often partakes in social driven events like fitness groups, community service, and gaming tournaments, at the core it's a true specimen of introversion and would perhaps spend it's days hugging a tree in seclusion.

Hey look it's Ean, someone better call a hotline to have Thai food delivered immediately.

by Gear feeling Guilty April 22, 2022