evititus

Evititus is the human condition of checking one's evite multiple times within a matter of minutes. Symptoms include a tendency to lose appetite, tempestuous puffiness in the nether regions, irksome, invertebrates, uncharacteristic outbursts from witty evite responses, and those who suffer tend to be prone to a plethera of fatal atractions.

The union street fair Evite was out and J2 had a severe case of the evititus'.

by Junior and Naked June 20, 2007

evita

all the bitches like evita

she’s such an evita

by user2552 October 22, 2022

evita

the best things abt evita is:
rly amazing friends

so uhm evita basically sucks

person a: oh look its evita no one likes her
person b: at least her friends are cool
person a: i agree

by faye is amazing September 4, 2021

Evita

Evita is usually a back stabbing bitch who is jealous of someone named Allison.

Person: "Wow Evita sure is a bitch today"

by The female spongebob June 18, 2019

evita

: the evita is a ugly girl with glasses and has lots of pimples and acne. She is usually smart, and is over confident in school. She likes to usually play basketball. she usually likes her older sister better than her younger sister. She has temper problems, but overall, shes witty, smart and pretty/.

evita is a girl with great passion

by your mom is ugly April 11, 2009

Evita Slayer

Evita Slayer is a Title that only the ones, who have slayed Evitas pussy can bear.
There are only 2 known Evita Slayers to this day, but the unknown numerbers may be much higher.

"Hey, have you seen the Evita Slayer?"
"Yes, he really slayed Evita really hard"

by Slayment February 13, 2018

Eviternity

yuppers

Eviternity is when one person goes to someone else, says yuppers and walks away. :)

by iEviternity-- June 14, 2018