expeditiously

When you order a pair of J’s (13 black and greens to be exact) and it was originally supposed to be a 3-5 business day shipping order, but the shoe store shows love and over nights them....

“They shipped them hoes expeditiously !” - Favyon Coleman

by Jogundana April 21, 2018

Steve Irwin's Expedition

Sexual act where you put a salamander in a woman's vagina.

Ryan has a fetish for girls that do Steve Irwin's Expedition.

by Australia etc November 10, 2008

erpee

a dumbass name that if anyone has should end their lives immediately

hi my name erpee

by trollwhal May 4, 2020

epedantic

A widespread occurrence of infectious correcting that mainly infects populations of youth and young "adults." Symptoms are excessive crying, finger pointing, and lack of common courtesy towards anyone that doesn't share the same ideals. Studies reveal that participation trophies and lack of respect may be the root cause.

Person X: Kids nowadays are going through an epedantic. They feel the urge to argue over every detail and opinion of others with differing views.

Person Y: WOW!!!! NO WE DONT!!!!

by Adam.Jakey August 23, 2020

Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.

Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

phishing expedition

A large scale spam operation aimed at getting unsuspecting people's passwords to their online banking sites, eBay and PayPal accounts and other points of interest on the web. Usually involves an alarming email message informing the recipient that his account's been compromised or a security upgrade in in progress that contains a link to a fake web site that's been made to look like the real thing. The email insists that in order to keep your account active, you MUST click the link and log in - thus giving the people running the phishing expedition access to your account.

That phishing expedition seems to have worked, we got access to over 500 new accounts.

by Wolfie2k8 April 26, 2008

Swine Flu Epedemic

A strain of Influenza thought to have originated in Mexico amongst swines(more commonly known as pigs) and completely blown out of proportion by American media causing mass panic amongst citizens lacking common sense.

An excuse like bad economy for people to lower their standards or blame a failing endeavor on.

James:"Want to freak people out?"
Carl:"Yeah bro, how so?"
James: "Lets wear sombreros and cough around people in public."
Carl:"Abusing the Swine flu epedemic!GENIOUS!"

Ryan:"Jesus we had a bad opening for the new movie 17 Again"
Amanda:"What do you expect? It's hard to do anything in the bad economy especially with the swine flu going around"
Ryan:"..."

by TypicalPosterLol May 2, 2009