emascubation

getting off on making men feel small.

Cecilia, in frequent displays of emascubation, only became aroused when she told Derek he was a little, little man.

by Jo Thornely July 26, 2007

emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

by Dan February 16, 2005

eMachines

Cheap and shitty computers that the
salesman always points to when helping newbs.

Fuck... My mom got a emachines...

by XIII November 7, 2004

Ejacshack

A common location of semen or ejaculation. Possibly:
Your girlfriend
a man in jail
your sister.

God Damn, that whore is such a Ejacshack.

Yo man, Jamal was tight shit till he went to jail. .Now that nigga just an Ejacshack.

Garret: Dude, I couldn't find anywhere to blow my load , so I just chose the sink.

Tom: Damn man, I normally just use tissues as my ejacshack.

by Bigblackkansas December 16, 2009

Emachines

Cheap as bread computer manufacturer, they do still in 2008 making these computer out of hardware from years ago for saving alot, exemple of this is, they still use pentium 4 because emachines hits the market of computer unknowledged people. Most of the hardware come from Taiwan or poor countrys so they save millions for that. I hate also when people say vista go faster than XP.

-Synonym of Cheapest
-Antonym of Gaming PC
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-Me : Hey dude, you are buying a new PC?

-else : yea, im getting an Emachines

-Me : Mhh .. you should let me build your, it will be way more powerful .. like so MUCH

-else : What? build a computer? are you crazy maniac? there is conpanys that build computer, and you are not dell or hp so you can't build this!

-Me : Yes you can, and no vista will not make your computer go faster

-Else : Shut up, you don't know anything about computer!

by AthlonZ64 December 22, 2008

emassive

rather large
lengthy or big
often bigger than massive and enourmous,
a combination of the two words expressing a great amount, volume, or area of something.

often used in shock.

ali: dood paz, he was effing emassive, i was in shock
paz: he was that emassive?
ali: when he pulled out i started!

by Ali Lansing July 22, 2006

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

by Jaywalks February 24, 2010