Ego

A completely different personality that typical rock stars carry after the their golden years.

A then-badass rock star with a big ego would go:

"Now our style is getting old so I want to have our style to fuse with Jazz, Progressive, Speed Metal and little bit of Techno with some booming guitar and bass riffs, BECAUSE I AM SO COOL!"

by Rawbee August 16, 2007

Ego

Usually measured in inches.

Don't believe me? come here and measure my ego.

by vargusf50 May 30, 2008

ego

The thin line between being a nerd and a pompous anal-retentive jerk-off who will only get some if they jack (or jill) off. It is very important to keep this thing in check if you want good things in life.

I hate dating dudes with big egos; all they talk about are themselves and what you can do for them.

by RatchetBoo May 11, 2003

Ego

Baby legos. Found on the Lego Planet in a galaxy far away. Hurts when you step on them in bare feet.

"I need to go get a ego-sitter for my ego."

by Shell Shell July 6, 2005

Ego

Expected Gratification Outcome

The process in which one overspends on a material item to make one's self feel much more worthy in relation to amount they spent. (i.e. feeding one's ego). Ego is not the actual self perception, but in fact the expected gratification one feels they deserve.

by Chris Knowles October 30, 2007

ego

Something that can be dangerous and lead to death. But it's something all humans regardless must face!

It just proves your own ego when you talk about other people's.

by IcyHaku December 1, 2004

ego

a dick

"I got a big ego"

by BPPrice September 19, 2009