dyson ball

Dragging your balls across a girl's face while she attempts to suck on it.

I gave her a dyson ball, but she kept missing.

by Chingchong October 7, 2013

Dyson Special

Slang for shitting oneself

Goob's children have a Dyson Special with alarming regularity

by CaptainTudesey August 24, 2023

Dysonism

To own everyone in a mad suicide rush.

'CHARGE! For Dysonism!!'

by Dysonism August 26, 2006

Dyson

Well documented to be the most faithful and fertile family in all of the U.K. where 80% of those who bear the surname are related to each other.

FAMOUS BRITISH DYSONS
George Dyson, English composer
Frank Watson Dyson, Astronomer Royal
James Dyson, inventor of the Dual Cyclone vacuum cleaner
Hugo Dyson, Inkling
George Dyson, science historian

by Dysdysbaby April 24, 2007

Dick Dyson

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.

Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.

by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009

Dyloon

A fine young man who mived into your neighborhood from Saudi Arabia. Sure, he is a bit of a punk, with his long hair and half if his head shaved, but he always knows how to make you laugh. Dyloon is hilarious, as well as a ladies man.

When is Dyloon coming back home?

by Sting Eucliffe November 19, 2017

Dyson In and Out

when a girl puts a guys flaccid penis in her mouth and starts sucking in and out rapidly.

Woah man, that girl on Christian Mingle totally gave me the best Dyson In and Out I've ever had.

by rykuno February 2, 2019