Extra Sensory Deception

Extra Sensory Deception - or ESD - is the sensation of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket or holster, even though it's not there.

I just had some Extra Sensory Deception. I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it wasnt there. It was sitting on the desk across the room! Damn ESD!

by SkaWtT July 19, 2014

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Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

by dorktron March 15, 2011

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I Starscream am now leader of the decepticons

Starscream When He Kills Megatron-Usually Doesn't Last Long.

Starscream: I Starscream am now leader Of The decepticons
Megatron:I'm Alive!

by Nerdy-Weirdo January 15, 2022

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Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception

by Walter eagle December 18, 2010

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Deception

Deception is a form of bribery fruad and blackmail

When Ben says deception he also means bribery...

by Benii Bra August 23, 2018

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Magog's Deception

1(n) Nanaimo metal group featuring the drumming of Magog
2(v) The act of Magog decieving people into believing that he isn't a dwarf when in fact he clearly is.
3(n) A bunch of crap

Magog's Deception failed in deceiving everyone.

by Kerington Industries October 16, 2005

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