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doyle highschool

The home of truly every thot wanna be thug and redneck in the 225. If you’re not smoking weed by 8th grade year you aren’t from here.

You have to pop a Xanax or smoke weed before school or you aren’t cool. And if you’re parents ain’t rich you ain’t shit.

85% of the female population has sent nudes to everyone and their cousins. It’s not like a real school due to everyone roaming around aimlessly accomplishing nothing but somehow getting a diploma! If you don’t weld then fuck you and the cousin you rode in on! Because welding is the shit!

You have to play your music as loud as possible and rev your clapped out piece of shit truck in the parking lot to get attention from the cousin who wouldn’t fuck you last week and make her jealous that the cousin from the other side is checking you out.

If coach don’t like you you’re fucked, cause he gonna get you from that untucked illegal pull over while mentioning the three blonde hairs coming out of your chin.

Our girls aren’t comparable to Brittany Spears on crack. Go a town over to Walker and they got super model looking bitches while we stuck with this shit!

Dipping in school is a must. Pack you a fatty in the bathroom then spit it in your Dr.Pepper bottle or swallow it! Also #RIPDevon. A fallen dipping brother.

And always remember. don’t rob a courthouse and people won’t have to rev for you!
Doyle kid 1: Hey man, let’s go to the library and study up for that test!

Doyle kid 2: FUCK NO! This is Doyle highschool we don’t have to do any real learning it’s a fake school dumbass!
by LPT420 May 20, 2018
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Peeping Doyle

A name for a slow witted,pale Dutchman that resembles a Neanderthal or early bi-pedal hominid whom can be found gooning around easily accessible windows. He peeps for the sake of peeping and when caught will try confuse his captor with a barrage of mispronounced words and long blank stares. Sightings tend to increase during nascar events and antique auto shows.
It seems that when there are drunk white women and free chicken wings the peeping Doyle can't be to far behind. This also may explain some of the Sasquatch sightings in the rural Midwest.
by The Bike Shop August 9, 2015
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Lynn Doyle

"It's your call."
Or You decide.
From the CN8 show: "It's Your Call with Lynn Doyle"
Kid 1: Yo man where you wanna eat McDonalds or Burgerking?
Kid 2: Lynn Doyle, yo.
Kid 1: Damn man I always choose
by JL0 October 10, 2005
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Doyle Brunson

A living poker legend who won the World Series of Poker in back-to-back years ('76 & '77), Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson is widely regarded as perhaps the greatest poker player who ever lived. He is the author of "Doyle Brunson's Super System: a Course in Power Poker," also known as "the poker bible," and has won countless millions of dollars over the course of his career.
"I paid $10,000 to enter the World Series of Poker just to play in the same tournament as Doyle Brunson."
by Dan Adair August 30, 2005
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Diyle

Diyle is an amazing in everyway. Kind, sweety, caring, amusing, sexy, intelligent, and mysterious. Super good to look at, sexy eyes and hair. Loved by everyone. Can be shy at first. Completey his own person no one could ever replicate him. Someone you can spend every moment with and never want him to leave. Diyle is a keeper:) Happiness ensues...
Diyle makes me smile every single day.
by Butterfly kisses February 5, 2010
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Chris Doyle

A bikie from Western Australia who was forced to flee the state due to tax evasions and opal hooping. He now claims to be a "motivational speaker" in schools but really wants to get closer to kids. He claimed his dad worked in his fridge and his mum worked in his freezer, we can end up coming to a conclusion that he put them in there and said he forgot. His last name is commonly used around 15-year-old school boys as a means of entertainment as they chant his last name Doyle religiously.
15 Year Old Australian School Kids: Daye DOYLEEEEE!!!!!
Whole School: Daye GEHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris Doyle: Ok
by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019
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Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer

She’s such a pesticide. Everything about her is so unnerving and perpendicularly. She’s a straight forward girl with many friends. But one of them is so problematic and causes all her life problems. He hates all her friends. She’s a very inspiring little girl with much on her mind, even though she rarely speaks it. Poor girl...
Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer is the absolute worst ! Today, she ate my cheese sandwich.
by carrie white October 20, 2020
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