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dick dueling

the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.
the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling
by boycottcorn April 6, 2008
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Daxel Rose

A dance that can only truly be performed by Dax McMillin of Dunkerton, Iowa. This is a process in which Dax attempts to imitate the sensual swaying of Axel Rose, of Guns N Roses fame.

However, its popularity has made the Daxel Rose to now be known as a dance that many 30-40 year olds attempt to perform. Typically this is attempted by people who have no real rhythm and a desire to look cool to other people who are also stuck musically in the past.

Can also be used as a verb. i.e. "Daxel Rosing"
(n.) I went to Hairball last night and this girl was really coming on to me. I gave her the Daxel Rose. This disgusted her and she walked away.

(v.) I was caught by my wife Daxel Rosing in front of my ghetto blaster last night listening to my Appetite for Destruction cassette.
by gdawgius August 25, 2011
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Duel Monsters

The name of the children's card game in the animated series Yu-Gi-Oh! and its manga version.

While the game's origins are constantly questioned, it's believed to be based on Ancient Egyptian stone tablets in which priests and kings captured spirits from another dimension and laid waste to their desert kingdom since they were very bored. It wasn't outlawed in Egypt until the Roman Empire conquered Egypt and forced them to play Pokemon or be enslaved.

Once an ambigious American man with pink hair named Maximillion Pegasus traveled to Egypt with the death of his mistress since that's what multi-million paycheck CEOs do when they mourn. It was then he went on an LSD trip with a racist Egyptian named Shadi and had his eye replaced with a golden ball that can shoot laser beams.

From then on, Duel Monsters has become an international craze despite the fact that none of the cards have writing execpt for numbers, nobody and their supersomputers can quite grasp the rules, and is dominated by guys with crazy outfits and girls with large boobs.

Currently, it ranks number 2 in popular complex games just behind the Naruto Trading Card Game and ahead of full-contact origami.
1. Eye of Judgment is clearly a rip-off of Duel Monsters.
2. Duel Monsters is super special awesome!
3. It's Duel Monsters, not Duel Masters.
by Atticus89 February 19, 2008
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Piano Duel

Basically when two classical pianists get together in a room/concert hall and take turns playing the piano. One may play for example a Chopin Etude and then the other competitor may play a Liszt etude in rebuttal. OR one may play a Mozart Sonata and the other may play a Beethoven Sonata in response.The winner of this "duel" is determined by the unanimous vote of the audience, which would loosely indicate which pianist has the better technical ability, and musicianship.
Hey, did you just see that Piano Duel? That young pianist was just flamed by his competitor's exquisite interpretation of Beethoven's Waldstein Sonata.
by Kay1430 July 8, 2011
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Duellinator

When speaking of a teacher, specifically your favorite teacher or one who spends his time abraod, in forested areas. Calling a teacher the Duellinator gives him great respect and power, and should be used with only the smartest and best teachers. A great term, only use sparingly.
Student 1: I really like that Geography teacher.
Student 2: Ya girlfriend so do I.
Student 3: Well he is the Duellinator, so everyone will like him.
by Latskies March 31, 2009
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Harry Potter Duel

Often taking place during 4th of July celebrations, a Harry Potter Duel is when two individuals stand from a distance, pointing lit roman candle fireworks at each other à la Harry Potter.
"Hey, Tim, grab your beer! Bill and Marty are having a Harry Potter Duel!"
by RustyNailTermz October 12, 2020
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Delegation Duel

When 2 people of similar ranks and/or tenure are working together closely on the same projects and they each keep managing to delegate tasks back and forth more than once each.
Eric walks into Bill's office and states "Bill, I need you to work up a proposal for the Cincinnati project." Bill says, "OK, can you review this report and print it in color?" As Eric lays 2 folders on Bill's desk, he says, "Sure. And by the way, here is the information you need to finish the Oklahoma project." Bill says, "thank you." and as Eric is leaving Bill's office, Bill zips Eric an email requesting Eric to fill-in for him at this week's seminar. Thus, a delegation duel.
by Ace Binkley September 24, 2005
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