A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.
"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?"
by PirateThePirate September 10, 2020
Get the Drunken Dutchmanmug. the act in which a male holds his friends penis while his friend simutaneously holds his partners penis and the pair uses their free hand to grasp the opposites arm while pumping until achieving mutual ejaculation.
by merlin11 August 15, 2011
Get the running dutchmanmug. When you stand on a ledge and hold your partner over the ledge(the plank) by their ankles and fuck them in their ass while wearing a pirate hat. When you are pleased you drop them off the ledge(making them walk the plank).
by Mjack420 October 14, 2014
Get the The Dirty Dutchmanmug. A mixed drink made of Captain Morgan and Wave Blue Raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the Flying Dutchman.
Bro 1: "Duuuuudee I just had a flying dutchman!"
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."
by SirDrankALot April 25, 2013
Get the Flying Dutchmanmug. by mickey elliot January 3, 2008
Get the mushy dutchmanmug. When a female has to defecate, the male inserts his penis while the female attempts to force her fecal matter around his penis.
After taco Tuesday my woman had a hell of a stubborn dutchman. -or- She pushed so hard during the stubborn dutchman that she rammed shit down my dick-hole.
by The pirates crew December 4, 2016
Get the stubborn dutchmanmug. Going down on someone with a mouth full of potato chips (preferably the Old Dutch brand from Canada).
When I give my girlfriend ye Old Dutchman I eat Rip-L chips for her pleasure, but if she's been naughty I munch down on Mexican Chili flavour!
by Saulstar September 9, 2020
Get the Old Dutchmanmug.