durp

What dumb fake hipsters say when they say derp wrong.

Person 1: Hey there, durp.
Person 2: It's derp you fucking retard. You're doing it wrong.

by YouSpelledDerpWrongDumbass July 18, 2011

Durp

The word Durp comes from dip shit. Originally "Durp Shurt", it was quickly shortened to durp. Since that was more easier to say.

Ted: I hate peta!

Fred: Yeah! There a buncha durps!

or

Bob: Your a DURP!

Rob: WTF does that mean?

by WarrenOfDurp October 3, 2008

durp

sudden ejaculation or owned by racial slander

that niggeer got durped on

by suk me off April 11, 2010

durp

To get drunk or high on drugs.

Bar Owner: Come on down to Joe's Tavern and get durped tonight. Three dollar high balls!
or...
Hungover guy: I was soooo durped last night.

by Caolan Garret September 15, 2013

Durp

Another name for marijuana.

Yo man!...got any durp?
DDDuuudddee you look hella durped!
JIM: "Man! I bored"
Friend: "Lets go smoke some Durp"
Both: YAAAA!!!!

by mark gio December 30, 2007

durp

another word for dumb ass

ryan, your such a durp.

by ryan November 26, 2003

Durp

When you burn someone.

When a friend orders stuffed crust pizza and you eat it all except for one little piece with no crust. When they see this you yell DURP! and proceed to laugh your ass off.

by Jay February 14, 2004