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dunkin donuts

The most prevalent eating establishment in Western Mass. Homogenising our culture so that people who fear new things can drink their extra large coffees in peace, before throwing the empties on MY LAWN!!!
I live within walking distance of three Dunkin Donuts, and accross the street from a McDonalds. Theese idiots come cruising through in their SUV's, throwing burger wrappers and Dunkaccino cups all over my property. I hope all some cop sees the powdered donut dust all over their shirt, notices their speeding vehichle, thinks "coke." and gives them the full routine, body cavity search, make their day hell for once. Rich fucks.
dunkin donuts by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005

dunkin donuts

A place that sells stale donuts that have been sitting on the counter all day.
I've been to this Dunkin Donuts 3 times and they've sold me stale donuts every visit.
dunkin donuts by zman911 March 6, 2008

dunkin donuts

Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.
"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"
dunkin donuts by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2007

Dunkin’ Donuts 

When he couldn’t get laid he went to Dunkin’ Donuts instead.
Dunkin’ Donuts by Bambi Atwood December 16, 2017

Dunkin’ Donuts 

When one dips their testicles in a hand soap dispenser at a public restroom, Truckstop shower to motel room.
Dunkin’ Donuts at a rest area bathroom is always fun.
Dunkin’ Donuts by Badtrucker April 27, 2019

Dunkin Donuts

When you cum in a girls mouth and dunk your balls in there and make her lick it off
Bro my girl let me perform Dunkin Donuts last night
Dunkin Donuts by Dunkindonutfan69 December 18, 2021