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The Duncan Theory

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.
I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory
by Dawie's Suicidal Unicorn August 5, 2014
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Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world
I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley
by Not Luc December 29, 2019
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Honey Dunkin’

Ingredients:
-Warm jar of honey
-Ballsack
Honey Dunkin’: The process of dunking your ballsack in a warm jar of honey, fully submerging both testicles. This act is known to be one of the most pleasurable sensations a man can experience without the companionship of a woman. “Honey Dunkin’” originated in the 11th century and was commonly performed and passed down by Scandinavian vikings. You can find Honey Dunkin’ routinely practiced today in countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Iceland.
1) Damn, that honey dunk last night was glorious.
2) Hey, any chance you boys are down for some Honey Dunkin’ later? My wife is out of town.
by Tidepod002 November 7, 2019
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white girl dancing

when a female dances with her arms moving up down and around her own body adding hip/body sways
brett : yo why is she dancing like that
chad : oh dude she’s just white girl dancing
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pulling a dunkin

The act of masturbating under your backpack in study hall. Pioneered by Dunkin from Lockport New York.
I know he was pulling a dunkin, his backpack was bangin' like a screen door in a hurricane!
by Aaron Gould May 8, 2007
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