dominant male-monkey mother fucker

The jock that dropped out of high school.
The guy that beat you up and got all the pussy for no apparent reason.A dominant asshole.
also known as A (dmmmf)pronounced "dimf"

dude1:remember that guy derf that always picked on us in high school.
dude2:yah i do,THAT DOMINANT MALE-MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER!

by hell spawn October 6, 2007

Dominant Cum Position

Phrase
noun

Term referring to the need/want for an individual to be on top of or in a "dominant" position with one's sexual partner in order to reach climax/orgasm.

Hey, babe, let me drive for awhile. Fucking in the front seat of the Honda is giving me a cramp, and I really wanna finish this up with a dominant cum position.

I sure am glad I had an egg sunny side up on top of my goetta! The extra protein gave me the energy to finish strong in a dominant cum position.

I love watching the way Tom moves when he is fucking me in a dominant cum position!

by Margeauxx McBeavers November 26, 2010

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

Dominant Arm Position

n The state of having control over a shared armrest, such as on a plane or in a movie theater

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so uncomfortable. Stop hogging the armrest."

Guy 2: "That's not my fault. You should have established a dominant arm position when you sat down."

by meh25 July 20, 2011

Dominantly

When a Dominant, Alpha male does something that only a Dominant male is capable of doing.

He blinked Dominantly.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018

dominant slut

A type of person that is a completely sexually fluid whore and owns right to be assertive about it, without any judgement. A dominant slut gets what they want and feel no shame in getting it. They are in charge of their deviant sex lives.

"I'm lucky my partner is a dominant slut."

"We're having an orgy organised, don't worry she's doing a dominant slut."

"Dominant sluts are the real feminists."

by Nymphetamine.girl April 6, 2020

Looking Dominant and Fertile

One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.

1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"

by Nopnop August 14, 2021