Dufusitis

Dufusitis is a persistant, apparent brain disorder affecting rational, functional, logical thoughts, typically during support calls. Key symptoms of dufusitis; repeated samples accompanied by stubbornness, short-sightedness and selfishness.

Man, that customer called again on the same issue-that's 3 days in a row, they must be suffering from dufusitis.

by lewcocoug May 4, 2009

dufuss

A dope, idiot, dummy. It's used not so much as a deep condemnation of character, as commentary of an incident or discrete act. And, meant to disparage the person at that moment for what occurred.

I appreciate that on yahoo it was noted that it's necessarily a mean thing to say

also dufus..........dufəs

I am such a dufuss. Every year I forget my Irish Aunt Trish's birthday, and have to ask my mother-in-law if it's exactly on St Patrick's day.

Happy birthday Trish

by grubecnerwal July 22, 2016

Dumfunkt

When u try to say something and u loose your train of thought looking like a complete idiot.

I would like a bacon burger with cheese and some tots and cherry limeade please.

Sir, this is Pizza heaven and we do not sell burgers, tots, or cherry limeade. Seems u are "Dumfunkt" at the moment.

by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019

Dumbusters

Special agents whom you're gonna call to catch dumb guys making noise around your neighborhood.

"Hey dude, look at those guys, they're so damn annoying and I do hate them..."
"Let's call the Dumbusters!"

by Swaggatto January 8, 2020

Dumfuddery

Incompetence of a spectacular nature

Progress on site was being hampered by the usual dumfuddery.

by Bongo from the Congo March 13, 2020

dumfuckery

Thick bastard itis

What kind of dumfuckery is this

by Ellie May123 February 23, 2021

Dumbussy

the asshole of a dumpling

Damn, I love his dumbussy!

by lynad August 19, 2022