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duke nukem whenever

A nickname for videogame duke nukem forever, based on the fact that 3d realms are waiting for a real nukewar before launching it.
For over nine years, they've been making this game. Expected in 1997, then a few years later, now the end of the year.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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Duke Nukem Forever

Search Google for the "missed release dates" + "Duke Nukem Forever", and you'll get a rather funny list of serious statements from the developers. Now they just say, "There is no (release) date."
by Idont Havaname July 29, 2008
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when duke nukem forever comes out

Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?

Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...
by Munchma Quchi () April 13, 2009
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duke nukem

a term used when something is expected to be released (movie, game, etc) but never does, inspired by the actual Duke Nukem that never came out
It's not coming out. I'm having it classified at a Duke Nukem.
by i dont like sand September 9, 2010
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duke nukem

When you get a boner and ejaculate at the same time.
(verb) I duke nukem whenever I drink whiskey and put my wiener in strange places.

(noun) I had a Freudian dream last night where I blew up a submarine. I was informed in said dream, that when one becomes erect and immediately ejaculates, it is referred to as a duke nukem. When I awoke, my boxers were covered in semen. I clearly had experienced a duke nukem.
by zarathustra2011 October 19, 2012
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Duke Nukem

1.)Another term for ''dolphin diving''. Mostly used in the Zombie section of Treyarch games.

2.) A complete badass. So full of badassery, he kicked a cyclops eye across a football field.

See dolphin dive
1.) Dude! I just Duke Nukem'd under the lander!

2.) Ey! Did you get that new Duke Nukem game? I drew on that white board for hours.
by G.I. Hooker October 11, 2011
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Duke Nukem Cool

Definition 1: Somebody who is so lame, they actually become cool.

Definition 2: A big headed tool.

Mainly used when talking to friends about another person.
Taken from the main character of the 3D Realms game "Duke Nukem 3D".
by Zangetsu91 December 3, 2010
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