duces

saying bye, originates from putting up two fingers.

im bout to hit it, duces

by Sammy AKA fame "gettin up" January 31, 2005

auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

dudess

A feminine counterpart to the masculine word dude.

"Dude" may perhaps have its origins from the word "duds" (always plural) as in "clothes" or "dress" as one (1883) definition of "dude" means "a man extremely fastidious in dress and manner".

Has been in use since, at least the late 1800s.

Proof of this can be found in it's usage in Mark Twain's book "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" published in 1889 and also in an 1885 article in "Weekly New Mexican Review" where the words "dudes" and "dudesses" are used to describe actors in an operetta.

Young lady, you most certainly are a well-dressed dudess.

by Skarpo February 11, 2010

dueschrocket

A person who has ascertained a position of such high dueschbaggery that he takes dueschness to a level out of this world.

I was trying to buy beer with my fake ID and the dueschrocket behind me told the cashier I was underage.

My roommate left right after the party and didn't show up again until after the apartment was cleaned up, what a dueschrocket.

by The Grundler December 31, 2009

Dudestorm

When more than three guys, or dudes, travels together to a certain destination. Dudestorms are categorized by the amount of dudes in the storm. Four dudes = a category 4 dudestorm and so on.

Hey guys, would you like to dudestorm this apartment?

by thespencer December 20, 2012

Switchin' Dudes

1.The act of exchanging/trading dudes, the state of being gay. Attending a club and attempting to trade the dude one came in with for another dude. Swinging for fags. Also known as "Exchanging Dudes". This appears to happen at Studio 6 in Atlantic City, NJ.

2. Can also define what a previously unknown ho does when you're not around. Cheatin' (if it's your girl, or just trying to be a female playa (switchin' dudes).

1. We drove through the Short North in Columbus, OH, and it was the same as Studio 6 in Atlantic City, NJ!...They're switchin' dudes!

2. I was walking down the street with my boys, and one of the chicks from my lineup was seen SWITCHIN DUDES! HA HA HA!!! It's cool though, that's why you always keep a lineup (switchin' chicks).

by Bebop Carlile October 5, 2005

Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022