A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call" buddy. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss or your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never go through because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient can sometimes be someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with that person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.
Caller: Hey Yanky, sup?
Yanky: not much,
Caller: sup?
Yanky: nm, u bored or something?
Caller: yeah, on my way to work, jut placing a drive call. U know.
Yanky: o, got it.
Caller: sup?
Dukes: ur on ur way to work?
Caller: howd u know?
Dukes: we're drive call buddies.
Caller: sweet
Yanky: not much,
Caller: sup?
Yanky: nm, u bored or something?
Caller: yeah, on my way to work, jut placing a drive call. U know.
Yanky: o, got it.
Caller: sup?
Dukes: ur on ur way to work?
Caller: howd u know?
Dukes: we're drive call buddies.
Caller: sweet
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"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
by Kantankerous November 7, 2008
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Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".
During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.
He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".
During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.
He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
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