diaper dipstick

When you stick your finger in your kids diaper to see if they have pooped.

Has Billy pooped yet?
Not sure. I'll diaper dipstick him. Yes, he pooped.

by Noisy Potato May 31, 2021

Dipstick

1: You.

2: Something Jamison “Junkrat” Fawkes says in the game “Overwatch 2”

1: You are a dipstick

2: Dipstick!

by Sandman46 August 4, 2023

asian dipstick

When a man and woman are having anal and the man pulls out, places his dip in her butthole, and then continues having anal.

I like the cool rush of a menthol asian dipstick.

by DGreezy November 9, 2010

Slick the Dipstick

Fucking, banging, having sex (the dick (dipstick) gets wet from the pussy juice)

MOCO loves to slick the dipstick!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Dipstick

1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.

-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!

by Egaro February 16, 2009

dipstick maneuver

When a man takes his erect penis and inserts it down a female's esophagus far enough to reach stomach contents. He then removes his member to discover what the female had last eaten.

Ben used the dipstick maneuver on Charlotte and determined she had tacos for dinner.

by Bill Motlet February 18, 2015