The Drapes 

The most premium, the best, the creme de la creme, the most delicious... derived from the term roast beef drapes.

"Yo bro, this steak is The Drapes!"

"Your mom's spaghetti is the straight drapes."

"My new girl is amazing, she is The Drapes!"

The Drapes by Sugar James June 27, 2019

grape drapes 

The saggy lips of a busted out African Vagina.

That hoe's grape drapes took control of my shaft!

grape drapes by Kyle J LMADK February 6, 2014

Arranging the Drapes

The pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation.

Sonja: Where did Mary go? Has she been in her room all afternoon? Does she have a test to study for?
Carla: No. She's in there Arranging the Drapes.
Sonja: Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm that's hawt! I think I will go Paddle the Canoe myself. She ya about 30.

Arranging the Drapes by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015

Bacon Drapes 

Inner vaginal lips (labia minora) which are especially meaty and sometimes wavy, resembling bacon.

Daaaammnn, that girl had some nasty bacon drapes. But I dug it out anyways.

Bacon Drapes by Sharpie2222 February 4, 2006

meat drapes 

A womans large sagging set of pussy lips

I licked Suzy's nasty meat drapes.

meat drapes by Mr.Hairy Hungwell February 8, 2004

carpets match the drapes 

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

carpets match the drapes by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016

hair drapes 

When your hair is medium long but your bangs are parted in the middle of your head creating a drape look around your face.

"Chris Hardwick circa "Singled Out" on MTV had some real hair drapes going on."

hair drapes by Violet Black February 21, 2014