Draco Malfoy

a fucking dickhead if you support him wtf

someone 1: what’s your opinion on draco malfoy?
draco stan: HES SOOOOO HOT AND HE WAS THE BOY WITH NOOO CHOICE
someone 2: he’s a twat

by unknownlol111 September 8, 2021

Draco Malfoy

Very attractive Slytherin who gets like everything he wants, is Harry Potter's #1 enemy at Hogwarts. Always says 'my father will hear about this' when he doesn't get his way.

Harry, who's your least favorite Slytherin at Hogwarts? Draco Malfoy.

by Directioner05 March 7, 2019

Draco Malfoy

A beautiful albino ferret boy with severe daddy issues.

*plays song Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood* "Look it's Draco Malfoy's song"

"Is that a student?!?!"

"Technically it's a ferret"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021

Draco Malfoy

supposed to be a villain but instead everyone just fell for him
he is the slytherin sex god

what someone wouldn’t do to to spend a night with him

Draco Malfoy is so goddamn hot

by dracoisdaddy69 September 1, 2020

Draco Malfoy

A kebab.

The tender meat of the Draco Malfoy was delicious to bite and juicier than an orange.

by tired_goat August 3, 2009

Draco Malfoy

A homosexual wizard who has an infatuation with Harry Potter. Draco is one of the most popualar characters, even though he is shown as nothing more than an intolerable bastard in the Harry Potter books. Draco is the most attractive and sexy character in the Harry Potter books, along with his gorgeous lover Harry Potter. *grins*

Draco Malfoy was shagging Harry Potter all night long...

Draco Malfoy is a sexy Llama.

by A Random Slasher October 25, 2003

Draco Malfoy

The most evilist (yet still awesome) Character besides Voldemort in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter Series. He also happens to be a Hogwarts student along with Harry, and the rest of the Golden Trio.

Draco Malfoy petrified Colin Creevy on his way to potions class.

by themoonlitwater December 14, 2008