A badass who sends people to the turn around ranch. He has a ball head, nicely dressed, and destroys idiots on national television. Dr. Phil is my idol.
by The Dirty One :) March 25, 2019
The Jerry Springer of the middle class. Just like Jerry, Dr. Phil does no help whatsoever to solve the situation but would rather see the guests duke it out.
by Patrick08 December 05, 2007
Extremely hot man who has a show, and is very rich. Many younger people have a crush on him because of his hotness.
by andytheratkeeper October 29, 2019
a horny child molester that enjoys taking it up the ass. Also uses others problems to make up for his own lack of a reproductive organ. Contrary to popular belief, he is not Oprah's bitch but instead is her pimp, loaning her out to his heart broken "patients."
by STD Mo January 31, 2008
The one and only man to help your growing depression and family problems. Yes, Dr. Phil is here to save you some find him cute or hot. Some see him as a man of culture. Either way, Dr. Phil is a messiah
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019
The upscale version of Jerry Springer...minus bald-headed Steve and the tittiebeads...a favorite of McMansion Trash...
by Graffilthier May 23, 2008
A pimp who should grab a tommy gun and kill all of you haters. I like him because he looks old and he obviously hates rap so stop hating on him ya neo-era rap loving children and enjoy your little fantasy(see the neo-era rap def)
by Boobsky November 02, 2006