Kobe Doughnut

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.

- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."

by dirtyChef November 25, 2013

Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut

basically go fuck yourself

"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"

by Mary November 24, 2003

Glazed doughnut

No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.

Dude 1: Man I’m sooo hungry

Dude 2: well I got some glazed doughnuts
Dude 1: OH H*LL YEA!!!!

by TheUnderdog(of UD definitions) February 6, 2020

Powdered Doughnut Treatment

Tackling someone into the snow then shoving snow into their face.

After class we'll giving him the powdered doughnut treatment!

by MrX867 July 9, 2010

Reverse Strawberry Jelly-Filled Doughnut

The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.

Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"

You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"

Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by Joe Kavorski January 19, 2010

glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

by mike e boy September 25, 2005

Waste of doughnut space

Someone who is a "waste of space" and a "doughnut".

Pat: "I forgot that book you wanted"
Howard: "You're a waste of doughnut space"

by BusWaver June 26, 2008