Douche

Kanye West

Kanye West is the world biggest douche

by Words of Wisedom October 17, 2015

douched on

verb: to assert yourself on top of another in the douchiest way possible, by any means necessary.

Dude, Hunter totally douched on Dylan the other day.

by yo_unice August 22, 2011

Douche'

The response to someone when they state an obvious correction but, they state it in a pompous manner.

Tom: Dude she never even called me back after our date.
Carl: Thats because your hung like a hamster.
Tom: Douche'

by oneshallrise November 26, 2010

douch

A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...

Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch

by Matt McLean December 28, 2005

douche

The typical Toyota Prius driver. Believes that he or she is saving the environment (the batteries contain nickel and other harmful chemicals) or is considered fashionable by driving a Prius when in fact he or she is the second douchiest driver on the road (second to BMW drivers) by accelerating rapidly (thus canceling out fuel savings) and cutting people off and flipping them the bird right afterward.

Look at that douche in the Prius thinking he is saving the environment!

by joetheplumber666 April 22, 2011

Douche It

A homonym of "Do shit".

"Hey Friend, do you plan to douche it in St. Louis this weekend?"

by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013

Douche

A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.

"God, he's such a douche."

by crazy_birch January 14, 2015