Surprise Douching

The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.

Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."

Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."

by the_collier_wiccan March 5, 2011

ass douching

Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.

Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!

by viper110110 May 15, 2011

The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.

1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

by zhboarder July 22, 2013

a douching of cyclists

A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.

by Happiness And Death April 12, 2019

Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).

Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching

by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013

Music Douching

When a radio station plays only "one" or two songs from an artist, even though they've done more.

Damn, I wish this station would stop Music Douching AC/DC's "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)".

by scott mccowan October 30, 2007

Music Douching

When a radio plays only one or two songs by an artist/group even though they have done more.

Damn, I'm changing the station, this Music Douching with AC/DC is getting annoying.

by scott mccowan January 2, 2009