douchemoron

Super powered douchebag moron.

Kind of like the superman of douchebags, sprinkled with moronic tendencies.

-term originally coined by vanzack at covers.com (only result in google at the moment).

OK!! He never had a helmet on his head you fucking douchemoron.

by Samus_ January 6, 2009

Doucheworthy

A person or thing that is worthy of being a douche.

"I feel really bad for being such a doucheworthy friend."

by Cancelled Genius April 9, 2004

Douchelord

King/queen of douchbags

Kriya is a douchelord! :)

by Ravi.V June 13, 2011

doucheometer

One's level of douchiness... measured on a scale using the unit

A-hole/Sec... Highest ever measured was 1 A-hole/sec

Brian: "Ha ha, I'm being so funny right now"
Mike: "No your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now"

by sonbro56 August 15, 2010

Mount Douchemore

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.

Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh

by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011

douchedork

Someone who is a dork and therefore not cool enough to even be a douchebag, but who tries so hard to act cool that they blur the line between dork and douchebag.

Dustin Diamond is a douchedork.

by JGbrk July 9, 2009

douchelord

someone that is the king of all douches, total prick, and may have the name Brad.

The douchelord Brad walked to his home on wheels.

by queenie 22 May 10, 2011