doucheslut

a combination of the words bitch and asshole, used as an insult

Jared made fun of Jonathan for his 1 inch penis. Jared is a doucheslut.

by BigDoucheSlut69 October 30, 2010

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Douchesleazery

The act of being a douche and a sleazebag simultaneously; to be intentionally and idiotically insulting while treating women terribly.

Jesus, you stood up a girl to have a one-night stand with another? That's some ridiculous douchesleazery, even for you.

by for_great_justice June 2, 2014

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Douchequivalent

When two, or more, people are the manifest height of douchebaggery, and are each as bad as the other.

I find it hard to pick which dude on “90 Day” is the bigger douche! Sadly, in this episode, they’re all douchequivalent!

by WordsmithCinho2K21 March 16, 2021

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doucheglued

a connectional phenomenon that inexplicably links two highly unlikable people together consistently in a public setting thus doubling their douche-factor.

Unfortunately when I arrived at the party Keith Olberman was doucheglued to Matt Damon. The two of them spent the night yacking about how stupid Sarah Palin is.

by Ian Mott February 12, 2010

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