Douchish

The act of being a douche; The act of being an asshole.

If someone where to throw you in a trashcan then laugh and leave, that'd be douchish. Or the best example of all, if someone were to not even acknowledge your presence because of the people they hang out with. (Or if you tried to break up a perfectly fine relationship for your own benfit, you'd be acting douchish.)

by she December 29, 2004

Doucheishness

'Doucheishness'. - The act of being a douche.

His doucheishness pissed everyone off.

by FuckingFairyPrincess September 5, 2011

douchelicker

someone that licks used douches

dude you are such a douchelicker!

by yomoma12234 January 9, 2010

doucheshiness

The act of just being an all around dick/and or bitch.

Girl: oh my god that hoe just stole my boyfriend!
friend: What a load of doucheshiness

by hotties246 March 7, 2011

Doucheshittery

Shenanigans, absolute bullshit, anything (noun) negative.

Will you cut the doucheshittery?

I'm sick and tired of this doucheshittery!

Another day at the doucheshittery!

You are a doucheshit!

by Saxon W. Loveblast III April 15, 2011

douchelicopter

A Douche bag who would just continue to hover.

Wow, that salesman was a total douchelicopter

by georube November 4, 2011

Douchenism

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.

Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"

by HRabbit November 28, 2017