douchestick

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.

Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.

by chinrest October 20, 2011

douchematician

A mathematician who tends to be an insufferable douchebag. Generally used playfully between friends or acquaintances, though it can also be used passive-aggressively to mask true feelings.

Chris is being a douchematician.

by Immaridel March 31, 2015

Douchematic

A person who naturally acts like a douche without knowledge of doing so.

My friend is always like a douche and doesn't know it. He's a real douchematic.

by ThatOneasshole25 December 13, 2019

Douchematic

Someone who naturally acts like a douche without the knowledge of doing so.

My friend is always a douche without knowing it. He is such a douchematic.

by ThatOneasshole25 December 13, 2019

douchetistic

A douchebag who gives me no other choice in life than to make it them a bloody fucking statistic

My ex is such a douchetistic I wanna slap him to sleep with a skateboard

by GypzyWyldeChylde July 10, 2021