Douchebaggery

An event or act performed by a douchebag. This event or act will negatively impact a particular situation, can involve multiple douchebags, and take the acts of non-douchebags but collectively result in a douchebag situation. An act of douchebaggery will likely result in the creation of a new douchism for describing such act. Example:

As the meeting drew to a close, the various dignitaries could not resist the opportunity to provide closing comments. As these comments drug on and extended the meeting, each person who spoke tried to be more dignified than those previous. The resulting unprepared speeches contained douchalogies and went from an otherwise typical meeting towards a collective douchievement thanks to all of the douchebaggery.

by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013

Douchebaggery

An occasion or act when a douche or a tool is doing something douche-like.

Stop chugging shots like LMFAO, you're a lightweight. This is such douchebaggery.

by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010

Douchebaggery

Being surrounded by people who are currently acting like douche bags.

While I was downtown I whitnessed rampant douchebaggery among the stupid kids wandering around.

by Elly Rox August 25, 2005

Douchebaggery

Anything that can be construed as a yuppie/hipster/urban/suburban status symbol, i.e. Bluetooth headsets, Starbucks Coffee cups, SUVs, iPods, Sidekick, etc.

Can be used to mock ones self or others.

"Sorry, I have to don my douchebaggery." in reference to putting on a bluetooth headset.

"He can't hear you over his douchebaggery."

"That's right, sell that douchebaggery."

"His douchebaggery cost him $60k."

"His douchebaggery pro cost him $3k."

"That PTA mom is definitely flaunting her douchebaggery."

by Reverend Daemon Mosely December 6, 2006

Douchebaggery

1. The act of being a douche bag/douche bagget
2. The action performed by a douche bag
See douche bag:
1. A person who does, says, acts idiotic
Ex. cutting you off without a turn signal; flicking your cigarette butt at someone; deliberately walking into traffic

We will rid the world of douchebaggery, one douche bag at a time; Those who partake in douchebaggery are not allowed.

by bagget January 1, 2010

Douchebaggery

The act of committing the violation of being a douche bag and/or seeming like a douche bag.

"You have committed a 3rd offense of douchebaggery."

"Here comes some douchebaggery from the n00b section."

"I do not appreciate your douchebaggery good sir."

by ProvenBus February 22, 2010

Douchebaggery

an act of consistant or continous behavior that is otherwise annoying or unhelpfull in any way.

God damit im sick of steve and his constant douchebaggery, he better knock it out or i'll leave him on the side of the road.

by Alex Townsend December 17, 2008