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Douchebitch

A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"
Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.
by CallItLikeItIs October 4, 2012
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Douchefire

Noun. When a person is caught in between two douchebags having a back and forth conversation.
John got caught in some serious Douchefire at the bar tonight.
by Jim the Sasquatch October 29, 2015
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douchetits

Female expendibility of epic proportions.
Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!
by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008
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Doucheritis

When someone older acts like a douchebag, often because it is in their nature, they are entering a new phase of adulthood, or just because they have personal problems.
"What the FUCK. We leave for the CAHSEE examination, and i find out that the two days we were gone, Mr. Shapiro left EXTRA homework because he hates us sophomores."
"Dude, fuck him. He has a serious case of doucheritis"
by Prodigious Asian March 17, 2010
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douchebitch

It is a compound word combining a douchebag and a bitch. It is really a mean and stupid person who thinks they are the shit but really is a little bitch
He is such a douchebitch.
by JackJustice12 December 3, 2015
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douchebitch

it is a slutty jack whose fucked up in so many ways that you cannot comprehend
D: You know that guy from surrey over there?
N: which one? the douchebitch
by jacks r us ;) July 6, 2010
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douchefight

Simple as a fight between two douchebag.
- Did you see that douchefight yesterday?
- Yeah, it was a draw, both of them knocked out after seeing their reflection in their opponent eyes.
by Awesom-o February 16, 2008
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