Douchebadgery

n., the sense of entitlement displayed by hordes of blowhard tourists sporting badges (vs. just wristbands or single event tickets) during the South by Southwest music/film/interactive festival (SXSW) in Austin, TX each March.

(says a local): "I have no intention of going downtown tonight and subjecting myself to all that douchebadgery."

by Debmocracy March 12, 2010

douchewazz

A person that is being a fucking dick that needs to go home and jerk off because there perverted ass needs to get the fuck away from everyone else.

"That douchewazz cut m off!!"
"Ben is a fucking douchewazz"
"Justin Bieber is a douchewaz!"

by QueenofthisHell101 January 16, 2016

douchepad

Being one of the first iPad purchasers and carrying it around in public to show off.

Greg is such a douchepad. He carries that Apple tablet with him everywhere he goes.

by bonz9026 January 27, 2010

douchewad

somebody who you think is completly retarded and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. And whose stupidity can only be matched by how ugly they are!!

Uninhibitedly idiotic enough to completely alter the gravitational pull of the earth!!

Kaitlyn Southward,

"Kaitlyn you are being a complete and utter douchewad!! Stop talking."

by TalorVaugh&&Samothy December 23, 2006

douchewaffle

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.

How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.

by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009

Douchewater

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.

"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"

by austen p August 20, 2006

Nazi DoucheWaffle

A person who has surpassed douchebag and douchewaffle, the highest tier of douchebaggery.

Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.

by gangster_gramps August 28, 2014