Douchebaggeritis

When a person is chronically an asshole, a jerk or a wanker, he suffers from the ailment named "Douchebaggeritis".

Damn those Starbucks customers really all suffer from Douchebaggeritis.

by GEoDLeto July 7, 2011

writ of douchebaggery

A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.

by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

douchebagenstein

A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:

1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".

"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."

by AFG11 June 16, 2009

Douchebaggery

Behavior associated with douche bags.

There was much douchebaggery afoot at John's party last night.

by quadeddie March 27, 2008

douchebaggery

1. The act of behaving like a douchebag.
2. Sensless behaviour
see:
ballyhoo
tomfoolery

Please refrain from discussing your BMW or IPod any further and end this douchebaggery.

by Senor Pibb August 16, 2004

douchebagel

1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.

John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

by Xer0Syk0 September 26, 2006

douchebaggedness

the qualities of being a douche bag; the actions showing that one is a total douche bag

"... yeah, which just seems to add to his douchebaggedness."

by raineanjel16 February 2, 2009