ditzer

Naïve, stupid, slow to figure out things, has a dumb look on their face a lot, makes stupid and not funny jokes, forgets what they where going to say a lot. A ditzy person, male or female.

Think of dumb blondes like Jessica Simpson, now shes a real ditzer.

by Alana Stewart March 28, 2008

penis dotter

A man who dips his dick in ink and signs important documents with it.

"Hey man, did you see that penis dotter who signed the merger and acquisition?"

by Becks & Posh April 19, 2010

dozzer

To be big and aggressive. To take control.

Yo man, yo girl got you whipped you need to just go dozzer.

by Russel the LM January 12, 2006

Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.

A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.

by Bizoid April 30, 2006

dozer

1. Marijuana, Weed, Herb, Mary Jane, Reefer, Grass, Dope, Green, Green Wood
Smoking marijuana tends to get some people sleepy, in other words some people "doze" off.

-That dozer we smoked knocked me out

-Yall niggas think I'm trippin cuz I'm on dat dozer -Master P

by Mic Check September 19, 2005

i-dozer

A computer program that uses brain waves to simulate the sensations of various drugs. It's not intended to feel like the actual drug but to stimulate the brain to release the natural chemicals that make you feel good (like dopamine). Best if used with headphones, just relax and close your eyes. It is intended to suggest to your mind to release the chemicals that make you feel good. But you have to be willing to let it do that. At most, it can only do to you, what you expect it to do.

I listened to i-dozer and I feel more relaxed now.

by MsCtrl January 24, 2009

bull dozer

The bull dozer is performed when a guy is hittin' some chick from the back. Once deep in the action, the guy pulls the chick's arms behind her back(so she falls face down on the bed)and pushes her.
Now from here you have some options(but not limited to): Pushing her around the bed. Ramming her head into the wall, or my personal favorite, Pushing her right off the bed!

Hey Jim, I was beatin' this chick up last night and I gave her The Bull Dozer face first into the tile floor!!! Yeah, umm, I had to take her to the hospital.

by lambskin December 15, 2008