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Dotard

Dotard was a rare recessive variation of the Dodo family, believed to be extint by the end of century XVII. The Dotard was known as an awkward loud Dodo with a distinguished blond feather, and often referred to as a "Retard Dodo".
The news about the Dotard's extinction was greatly exaggerated
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Dotard

One who not only enjoys Detroit Slammers but partakes in them while being recorded with hookers in a Russian hotel.
“Man, that dotard loves when the ladies drop Detroit Slammers on him but he forgot that Putin was taping him!”
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Dotard

Raleigh Blakemore is a Dotard.
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Dotard

An old retard who thinks he's getting things done
These old dotards think they're accomplishing something
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Dotard

any retard that doesnt like donuts
i asked a mate "do you want a donut"

he responded 'no, i dont like donuts"
i gasped, "what type of retard doesnt like donuts"
"a dotard" was his answer
by Aussie In Texas September 23, 2017
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Dotard

A do*tard is doe-doe head SLASH retard
You are such a dotard!
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Dotarded

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".
Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."
by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017
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