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A wild mammal roaming the halls of East Chapel Hill High School. the dotard is said to be extremely dangerous up close. if you make sudden movements he/she may begin to run at you. once a dotard begins running he DOES NOT STOP RUNNING! it is also useful to know that dotards (known for their rounded physicality) will roll if pushed... this caused the origin of the much loved sport of "dotard pushing" usually executed between class periods. dotards generally wear noticeable amounts of red.(pronounced Dough-tard)
the wild dotard, having much trouble attracting a mate, is approaching extinction.
dotard by dotologist April 14, 2009
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A word invented by the supreme leader, Kim Jong-Un, to refer god emperor himself, Donald Trump, as an oldman who is weak or senile.
"I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire."
Dotard by Fredquency September 21, 2017
The word made by Kim Jung Un to call Trump.
Mr. Moon (South Korean) : Who is that guy?
Mr. President : He is a rocket man
Kim : You are dotard.
Dotard by Andy Lower September 22, 2017
P1: Did you hear that Trump told his followers to inject bleach?

P2: Man, he's such a Dotard.
Dotard by RedEngineer22 August 15, 2020
Dotard was a rare recessive variation of the Dodo family, believed to be extint by the end of century XVII. The Dotard was known as an awkward loud Dodo with a distinguished blond feather, and often referred to as a "Retard Dodo".
The news about the Dotard's extinction was greatly exaggerated
Dotard by Beagle September 23, 2017
One who not only enjoys Detroit Slammers but partakes in them while being recorded with hookers in a Russian hotel.
“Man, that dotard loves when the ladies drop Detroit Slammers on him but he forgot that Putin was taping him!”
Dotard by Keith Armstrong May 26, 2018