Mc douchbag

mighty douch.

hey mc douchbag you threw up on me you fucking bitch.

by Dielahn420 July 16, 2009

douchbagadassholeosis

It is the illness that most husbands succumb to after being married for quite some time. It is common to find in older balding men who don't get enough sex!

My husband is suffering from douchbagadassholeosis and needs medication.

by Sothrnbel3 August 18, 2009

dooshbag mcgee

Any social media underdog with the best followers. A hero for the people by the people.

Aye bruh, this dooshbag mcgee is fleeky lit blast on TikTok.

by folderella December 18, 2020

Douchbag mag

One who attracts douchbags, usually an attractive female

After dumping her 10th boyfriend who din't have a job and was cheating on her, Cindy realized she was a douchbag mag

by hizzlemodizzle June 21, 2009

dooshbagery

Always a male. An ex-boyfriend you wish you could get rid of by squashing, like the little cock roach he is. An arrogant prick that claims to break up with you but continues to stalk your facebook page. He makes idiotic comments on your facebook happiness status updates, hoping to kill your buzz, but the fact that he is still watching you only makes you realize how pathetic and small he really is. His sarcasm is much to be desired and completely shows his lack of intelligence.

Lilly: "Did you hear that Kris and Tyler broke up"

JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"

Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"

JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"

by Lilly Amore Marsh December 14, 2009

douchbag

Someone who can't spell douchebag

Johnny is such a douchbag for not knowing how to spell douchebag

by soak23 February 23, 2009

Duke of Douschebagery

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.

Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.

by zb12 April 30, 2006