A highly unoriginal individual who is obsessed with doom, gore, zombies, demons, and cheesy, wanna-be death metal. The word is a mix between the terms "doom" and "scenester".
A doomster can be found at local show, possibly in a band, flexing his hand in the shape of a "doom claw", and making squealing pig noises, which his favorite bands use superfluously. A doomster is easily recognized by their teased, "tsunami", "flock of seagulls" haircut, illegible band merchandise, blocky skater shoes, and sprayed-on-too-tight jeans. Doomsters are usually of low intelligence, and will often use words like "Brutal", "core", "doom", and "sick" in lieu of actually talking. Doomsters also on occasion overuse "x"s in their writing, despite the fact that they aren't a part of the "straight edge" movement.
A doomster can be found at local show, possibly in a band, flexing his hand in the shape of a "doom claw", and making squealing pig noises, which his favorite bands use superfluously. A doomster is easily recognized by their teased, "tsunami", "flock of seagulls" haircut, illegible band merchandise, blocky skater shoes, and sprayed-on-too-tight jeans. Doomsters are usually of low intelligence, and will often use words like "Brutal", "core", "doom", and "sick" in lieu of actually talking. Doomsters also on occasion overuse "x"s in their writing, despite the fact that they aren't a part of the "straight edge" movement.
"Dude, What the fuck is that thing over there?"
"Oh, that? That's a doomster."
"Whatever the fuck it is, it'd better stop posing and making pig noises on my lawn, or change pants, because I'm this close to calling the cops."
"No dude, just play The Dave Matthews band over your stereo. It'll leave."
"Oh, that? That's a doomster."
"Whatever the fuck it is, it'd better stop posing and making pig noises on my lawn, or change pants, because I'm this close to calling the cops."
"No dude, just play The Dave Matthews band over your stereo. It'll leave."
by Rudy Schultz March 28, 2008
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One who continuously rambles on about "end of the world" theories. A doomsterbater always has a negative outlook, due to his/her belief that the world will end tomorrow, causing the "It doesn't matter" ideology. Doomsterbaters usually spend the majority of their day browsing youtube videos for more doomsday theology, and believe every single word with no evidence. Doomsterbaters will scour the web, looking for random forums to post their theories on, to see if they are acceptabled by other doomsterbaters.
One who continuously rambles on about "end of the world" theories. A doomsterbater always has a negative outlook, due to his/her belief that the world will end tomorrow, causing the "It doesn't matter" ideology. Doomsterbaters usually spend the majority of their day browsing youtube videos for more doomsday theology, and believe every single word with no evidence. Doomsterbaters will scour the web, looking for random forums to post their theories on, to see if they are acceptabled by other doomsterbaters.
Bill: Chris says the world is ending on july 18th, 2011.
Joe: yeah, that was three years ago, he's such a doomsterbater
Joe: yeah, that was three years ago, he's such a doomsterbater
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