Doogie

a very constipated shit coming out of your asshole

man i got a big black doogie poking out my ass.

by big doogie November 13, 2017

doogies

Cracked Underground rapper known as lil gnome made a hit song named doogies

I played doogies inside my house now its on fire.

by Lil gnome August 27, 2020

pyrs doogie

An cranky nasty old man who farts when he sits down and stands up, chews with his mouth open, and usually has bits of ham sandwich stuck between his teeth, which he proudly wears as a badge of honor. Also tends to hate Barack Obama, liberals, and anyone who looks younger than 50.

Brandon: "Gross, dude. Don't step there! That pyrs doogie hocked a loogie by the curb."
Hunter: "Thanks, bruh. Those dudes r gross."

by nickpastrana1983 December 23, 2013

Doogie

A homosexual. Used now since the coming out of Neil Patrick Harris.

He may acts like he likes girs on TV, but in real life, he's a Doogie.

by fyiarf December 12, 2006

doogie

A term for a young girl between the ages of 14 - 21 that is an extreme hottie.

Usually found on internet sites like myspace with pictures of themselves not realizing they give perv's material to jack it with.

This term is most commonly used during a cat call.

"OH YOU DOOGIE!!!!" he shouted out the window of his Camaro as he drove past the high school.

Beware of the DOOGIE. They could get you 10 - 20.

by Brownie Johnson August 11, 2006

doogie

the brown discharge that squirts like grapefruit from a woman's dangly lip things.

i hope that doogie dont come into my eye!

by bunky September 17, 2003

Doogie Howser

Doogie Howser; a small piece of poo which remains stuck to the hair in the entrance of the asshole after making stool. Named after an American TV show in the early 1990's Starring Neil Patrick Harris (NPH).

Mark: "Samantha? Can you give me a hand in the bathroom? I have a Doogie Howser and I need you to cut it out for me"

by SaharaLee January 27, 2011