Doofer

A chinchilla that shits all over the place, but pees in spot.

Doofer just shit your shoe, man!

by Will November 16, 2004

Doofer

A very masculine girl, a girl that has facial hair or seems to have an adams apple, a girl that dresses like a man, or sports a mullet.

Girl 1: That guy just went into the girls bathroom!?

Girl 2: Oh Don't worry it's not a guy, it's just a doofer.

by Bella Rose December 28, 2005

Doofer

A term used to ask if someone is ready for another beer.

Man 1: Doofer?
Man 2: Yeah, I'll take another.

by Rogan8r June 26, 2017

Doofer

When you don’t know the name of something you call it a doofer.

“Oh what’s that?” “That’s a doofer!”

by Aha nobody here June 11, 2020

doofer

Another way to say an retard.

Harry Crewe is a doofer

by iujhg August 6, 2020

doofer

The physical incarnation of a doofus's fart. Incompetent and obnoxious in every way conceivable. Originating as a portmanteau from "doofus" and "boofer", the latter which colloquially refers to a loud and bassy fart.

Breakfast was interrupted when some doofer took a dump on our front porch.

by jermls October 31, 2020

Doofer

A homosexual.

Doofer is a homosexual

by AlphaAwesome September 30, 2022